SMOKE WEED!! WEED!! WEED!!...lol

 Growing up,i was warned never to smoke weed or igbo, eja ,kush ,choko ,ewe as we boys in the hood called it. I never really got into it though but had loads of friends who lived their lives smoking the grass. Some worked it out well but others just ruined their lives with it. I met sylvester in secondary school and we both had aspirations in life, he wanted to be a pilot while i craved to be a computer guru, which i later found out was the last thing i wanted to do on earth. 

 Sylvester started smoking weed later and slowly it started messing him up. He would smoke so much and just stare at you without a word lol, sometimes i just imagine what was going through his head. Several times i will say "sly no smoke this thing again, you go knock one day o!" but like an addict he would say, "just this last one". My friend who wanted to be a pilot suddenly turned into a bus conductor...(obviously piloting the bus)...He would call out "ojuelegba!! ojuelegba!! ojuelegba!! then go behind the bus to smoke his weed, usually with just three drags he is already done with a stick, but my brothers and sisters, when devil wants to set you up? Your own don finish!!... 

 On this faithful day, sly was calling out his regular route "Ojuelegba!! Ojuelegba!! Ojuelegba!!" and passengers where jumping in, as if the devil whispered to him, he went behind the bus to take a drag,but this time he decided to drag it five times...one(draag)...two(draaag)...three(draaaag)...four(draaaaag)...five(draaaaaaaag)....the smoke went into his skull and hell broke loose, he could hear all manner of sounds, car horns, children crying, people receiving slaps, conductors exchanging words with passengers, e.t.c it caused his brains so much damage that he came back shouting " Calabar!! Port harcourt!! Calabar!! Port harcourt!!."...passengers started jumping down from the bus and the driver got furious as he jumped down and grabbed the weed from sly,,"if you cannot smoke this thing leave it for mature men like us to smoke it, are you mad?" he proceeded to call back the passengers by again calling out "ojuelegba enter"!!!...minutes later the bus had almost gotten full but then he also decided to do what sly had done, as if the devil whispered into his own ears too, he went beside the bus to smoke this thing, but unlike sly, this so called "matured man" decided to drag his ten times, Jesus!!! One (drag), two(draag)............eight(draaaaaaag), nine(draaaaaaaaaaaag) ten (draaaaaaaaaaaaag)...men and breathen,the worse happened, the thing didnt only go and destroy his brain, it also went into his past, future and even his destiny to cause major harvoc.....he could see the universe, he could hear explotions, he could see third world war, he could hear the crowd from biblical times shouting "crucify him", he saw rapture, the weed knocked him off so bad that he returned to the bus screaming "Germany, Duba!!...Germany, Dubai!!"...lol....na airport???

IF YOU CAN BE SINCERE ENOUGH TO YOURSELF YOU WILL KNOW THE NEGATIVE HABITS YOU HAVE ACQUIRED THAT CAN HARM YOU. SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN.